Monday's are "nah" they say, but you, you get up just at just the right time, fighting the it's-5-AM-and-I-already-did-my-yoga-and-had-my-juice lifestyle that seemed so reasonable 5 years ago. At the right time for you, you're ready to change the world. Spraying yourself in the scent of black currant, tuberos, and blonde woods will get you onboard your mission. Wearing your favorite rented power suit, you step into your own role of the feminine mastermind that you are. Off you go, no caffeine needed.